thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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