ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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