hotel room ftw
More tranny stories later!
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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