my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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