I only kidnapped one of them. chill
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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