Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
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