turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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