The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
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