I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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