its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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