After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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