Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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