I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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