im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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