Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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