he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
She needs sedatives and a leash
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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