More tranny stories later!
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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