toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
pray to the hookup gods
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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