did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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