Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Randomize