Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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