all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
You've changed since you got that strap on
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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