So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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