Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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