I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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