she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
you win again, gameday.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
Randomize
