garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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