Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Randomize
