toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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