so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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