If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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