Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Randomize