I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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