Nicole vs. Life
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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