im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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