ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Sponge bath it is.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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