your thong is hanging out like whoa
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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