Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Fuck appropriateness.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
then he tried to convert me to islam
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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