my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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