Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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