is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
Randomize
