dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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