Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Randomize
