i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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