Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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