What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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