idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I need water and some morals
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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