im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
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