I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i wonder why nobody wants to date me...im doing a crossword at work and asked out loud: whats a 4 letter word for 'a reason to get married?'
i was like PREG?
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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