But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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