this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Actions speak louder than pants.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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