Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Hippo gnu deer
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
Randomize
