I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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