You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
he wants to bone in the snuggie
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
wow bdsm is so cute
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