so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Holy sore nipples Batman
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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