I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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